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A/S/L/want cyber?.....My social media lingo stems from back in the day when me and my mates (mainly Den) pretended to be horny 20 something bitchess in chat rooms. This provided us with laugher(and a little bit of insight) in the naughty things 'men' would say.

Now my knowledge of said social networking has expanded into using this in my 'real life', I am not pretending anymore, or am I? It's quite a strange concept; here I am speaking to you (noone?) as a 20 something female, Avatar of myself 'Katy P', located in the online world.

I have decided to sell my sole (for free) to this blog for a limited time only. Call it blog experience or In-blog-turning. Explored in the hope that one day I can sell and manipulate yours.



Monday 16 August 2010

Mojo Havana

Escapism through the imagination can stimulate strong emotions through the books, songs and lonely journeys which our daily lives do not guarantee. Most people seem to distinguish their life dramas through their imagined scenarios, conversations and romantic love affairs, craving that intense emotion that may have never existed. For me, the act of taking myself out of myself for days on end is my sleeping enemy. In tonight's urge to get some sleep, I've heard that writing down your thoughts can often help them vanish. Therefore I have decided to write my recent head-haunting story down, in the hope that tonight I may be able to get a pleasant amount of sleep, where I have fewer scenarios to fantasize and a finished story to wake up to.


During my days at work I have been researching Burlesque dancers and Cabaret shows. Admiring these ladies, I, of course, began to imagine myself as one of the more sensational dancer (perhaps a shit dancer would have given me a lot more trail and tribulations). My thoughts do not concern the act of dancing in particular, rather I escape through the ritual in which the women create an alter-ego. Whilst listening the humdrum of daily life, ignoring my real emotions and in searching for writing inspirations, it was time to enter myself into the world burlesque. Oddly this process involves pretending to pretend myself as nipple tasseled scarlet who exists within her imagination in order to become a sexual predator. As a Burlesque dancer I have decided to call her Mojo Havana(after much debate),she is a Portuguese girl who cannot speak a word of English, solely crossing the ocean to assault her unattainable sexual power onto men and women who pay to see her artistic style of movement. The dancers curves perfectly represent maternal feminism; full breasts, tiny waist and hips that remind the spectator of the feel of a female body. Her hair is curly which shapes her young fresh face, nails perfectly manicured, bright red lips and dark eyeliner. The costume bra has the most lavish lavender gems covering the diamante tassels which she always takes her time to expose. The main attraction of the dark beauty is her ability to hypnotise the audience with her eyes, which is nourished by the fact they will never be able to confide their lust. She revels in seducing each member and allows them to believe that she truly wants them, perhaps she does (if I'm gunna imagine her she might as well really enjoy it).
2 am, leaving the 'speakeasy', reversing back to 'normal': removing the extravagant make-up, costume, and finally arguing with the other girls about misplacing the props. she returns to her English speaking family who believe she works at a bar in the city, they have no idea that she is Mojo Havana. The lie is what makes her real life exhilarating and exciting.
I will leave you with this insight into Mojo Havana and I reluctantly encourage you to take her into your mind and tease the abstract world with your secret.
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This is purely ones form of life escapism. I will possibly never shower myself with champagne and dance with feathers in front of an audience. Unfortunately my imagined thoughts of breaking the hearts of rappers(mainly Kanye West) and flying through the sky with Falcor from The Never Ending Story have never become a reality, therefore I promise you Mojo Havana will stay within my mind for a limited time only.

Saturday 24 July 2010

'Do You Think I'm Sexy?' Well now you mention it...


Since departing from my family home my parents are now 'groupies', attending as many concerts as possible (I think their not proper groupies, but who knows). On the odd occasion they will buy spare tickets and persuade me to ignore the adolescent voice in my head saying 'Mumm your soo embarrassing' and shuffle, head down through the arena doors. In April we went to see Depeche Mode, and this week I was fortunate enough to see Rod Stewart . Both spectacular shows, although rather odd experiences: due to the sight of reasonably sober seated adults enjoying the 'show' and feeling like I don't have enough 'life experience'.
I am a fan of Rod, however I only really know his bigger tracks; 'Maggie May' is one of my all time fave songs; I am the proud owner of the Vinyl record (this would be cool but it's sported for decoration purposes). Anyhow that's not really my point. At the show I started contemplating Rod's 'WOOOOO' reaction, and I saw that Old Rock Stars have AMAZING sense of style, charm and charisma.
To me, it's rare to see people embrace themselves through their outer identity, and I just think that people could learn a lot from the oozing sex appeal of these aging rock stars. I'm arguing that embracing the 'naughty' elements of life has a great effect on charisma and sex appeal. Fuck the washing up, cooking and 9-5 jobs and jump on that 'sex,drugs and rock&roll' tour truck. Okay so in reality we can't do that, but does that mean you should wear jeans and baggy t-shirts?
I saw Depache mode orning the most glamorous waist coats, I'm finding myself looking at the fantastic style of Mick Jagger & Steven Tyler wondering whether I know of any male who could fashion them so well. I go on to assert that gentlemen need to bin your bloody hair clippers and embrace your locks. ALSO purchase a neck accessory, it does wonders. A sense of style and individuality in a person is attractive, I have therefore decided that I'm in search for these 5 aging Rock Stars in a younger equivalent (as I said before being amongst old people involves too much sitting):
1. Mick Jagger

2. Steven Tyler

3. Rod Stewart

4. Tommy Lee

5. David Coverdale (although we have matching hair)

Friday 16 July 2010

Guilty Pleasures

This month for me has been all about Guilty Pleasures (GP). If you are feeling like me and are in need of some pleasurable but dreadful activities, here is a list of my top 5 guilty GPs for July... Important to note this is solely for July as guilty pleasures change quicker than a release of a 'GP' Timberland track.
1. Chicken
Jerk Bloody Chicken, Chicken wings, The Morrison's Counter...
For some strange reason this month has seen me crave chicken, all I seem to want is chicken...Especially the chicken you get at Morrison's or Tesco. Guilty because I don't know what else to eat, it's really weird and rather unpractical. Pleasurable-Have you tried that chicken?
2. B.O.B ft Hayley Williams- Airplanes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6-c223DUU
Ok now to really enjoy this experience you must listen to the track 3 Times...1st time you must HATE it. 2nd time you will start to know the words. 3rd time(this is where the GP kicks in) look to the sky sing you heart out, whilst wishing that Airplanes where shooting stars, you could really use a wish right now...and Enjoy.
3. Katie and Alex's Wedding.
Oh dear, marry for money anyone? However gross I think this is I can't help but want to see the fights at the wedding and the fall out on the honeymoon. Guess you get what you ask for. Drama.
4. Spending Money you Have NOT Got
This GP happens quite often, Shopping is great and putting that dress or shoes onto your overdraft can't do that much harm can it?
5.Writing a Blog
So my idea of shire dreadfulness is thinking that my opinions are interesting or in any form individual, yuck self indulgent alert. however I am enjoying writing down my tips due to living by myself and not being able to share my GPs with my uni housemates: Pee, Norhan, Livvy and Harriet.

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