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A/S/L/want cyber?.....My social media lingo stems from back in the day when me and my mates (mainly Den) pretended to be horny 20 something bitchess in chat rooms. This provided us with laugher(and a little bit of insight) in the naughty things 'men' would say.

Now my knowledge of said social networking has expanded into using this in my 'real life', I am not pretending anymore, or am I? It's quite a strange concept; here I am speaking to you (noone?) as a 20 something female, Avatar of myself 'Katy P', located in the online world.

I have decided to sell my sole (for free) to this blog for a limited time only. Call it blog experience or In-blog-turning. Explored in the hope that one day I can sell and manipulate yours.



Friday 16 July 2010

Guilty Pleasures

This month for me has been all about Guilty Pleasures (GP). If you are feeling like me and are in need of some pleasurable but dreadful activities, here is a list of my top 5 guilty GPs for July... Important to note this is solely for July as guilty pleasures change quicker than a release of a 'GP' Timberland track.
1. Chicken
Jerk Bloody Chicken, Chicken wings, The Morrison's Counter...
For some strange reason this month has seen me crave chicken, all I seem to want is chicken...Especially the chicken you get at Morrison's or Tesco. Guilty because I don't know what else to eat, it's really weird and rather unpractical. Pleasurable-Have you tried that chicken?
2. B.O.B ft Hayley Williams- Airplanes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6-c223DUU
Ok now to really enjoy this experience you must listen to the track 3 Times...1st time you must HATE it. 2nd time you will start to know the words. 3rd time(this is where the GP kicks in) look to the sky sing you heart out, whilst wishing that Airplanes where shooting stars, you could really use a wish right now...and Enjoy.
3. Katie and Alex's Wedding.
Oh dear, marry for money anyone? However gross I think this is I can't help but want to see the fights at the wedding and the fall out on the honeymoon. Guess you get what you ask for. Drama.
4. Spending Money you Have NOT Got
This GP happens quite often, Shopping is great and putting that dress or shoes onto your overdraft can't do that much harm can it?
5.Writing a Blog
So my idea of shire dreadfulness is thinking that my opinions are interesting or in any form individual, yuck self indulgent alert. however I am enjoying writing down my tips due to living by myself and not being able to share my GPs with my uni housemates: Pee, Norhan, Livvy and Harriet.

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