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A/S/L/want cyber?.....My social media lingo stems from back in the day when me and my mates (mainly Den) pretended to be horny 20 something bitchess in chat rooms. This provided us with laugher(and a little bit of insight) in the naughty things 'men' would say.

Now my knowledge of said social networking has expanded into using this in my 'real life', I am not pretending anymore, or am I? It's quite a strange concept; here I am speaking to you (noone?) as a 20 something female, Avatar of myself 'Katy P', located in the online world.

I have decided to sell my sole (for free) to this blog for a limited time only. Call it blog experience or In-blog-turning. Explored in the hope that one day I can sell and manipulate yours.



Saturday 24 July 2010

'Do You Think I'm Sexy?' Well now you mention it...


Since departing from my family home my parents are now 'groupies', attending as many concerts as possible (I think their not proper groupies, but who knows). On the odd occasion they will buy spare tickets and persuade me to ignore the adolescent voice in my head saying 'Mumm your soo embarrassing' and shuffle, head down through the arena doors. In April we went to see Depeche Mode, and this week I was fortunate enough to see Rod Stewart . Both spectacular shows, although rather odd experiences: due to the sight of reasonably sober seated adults enjoying the 'show' and feeling like I don't have enough 'life experience'.
I am a fan of Rod, however I only really know his bigger tracks; 'Maggie May' is one of my all time fave songs; I am the proud owner of the Vinyl record (this would be cool but it's sported for decoration purposes). Anyhow that's not really my point. At the show I started contemplating Rod's 'WOOOOO' reaction, and I saw that Old Rock Stars have AMAZING sense of style, charm and charisma.
To me, it's rare to see people embrace themselves through their outer identity, and I just think that people could learn a lot from the oozing sex appeal of these aging rock stars. I'm arguing that embracing the 'naughty' elements of life has a great effect on charisma and sex appeal. Fuck the washing up, cooking and 9-5 jobs and jump on that 'sex,drugs and rock&roll' tour truck. Okay so in reality we can't do that, but does that mean you should wear jeans and baggy t-shirts?
I saw Depache mode orning the most glamorous waist coats, I'm finding myself looking at the fantastic style of Mick Jagger & Steven Tyler wondering whether I know of any male who could fashion them so well. I go on to assert that gentlemen need to bin your bloody hair clippers and embrace your locks. ALSO purchase a neck accessory, it does wonders. A sense of style and individuality in a person is attractive, I have therefore decided that I'm in search for these 5 aging Rock Stars in a younger equivalent (as I said before being amongst old people involves too much sitting):
1. Mick Jagger

2. Steven Tyler

3. Rod Stewart

4. Tommy Lee

5. David Coverdale (although we have matching hair)

Friday 16 July 2010

Guilty Pleasures

This month for me has been all about Guilty Pleasures (GP). If you are feeling like me and are in need of some pleasurable but dreadful activities, here is a list of my top 5 guilty GPs for July... Important to note this is solely for July as guilty pleasures change quicker than a release of a 'GP' Timberland track.
1. Chicken
Jerk Bloody Chicken, Chicken wings, The Morrison's Counter...
For some strange reason this month has seen me crave chicken, all I seem to want is chicken...Especially the chicken you get at Morrison's or Tesco. Guilty because I don't know what else to eat, it's really weird and rather unpractical. Pleasurable-Have you tried that chicken?
2. B.O.B ft Hayley Williams- Airplanes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6-c223DUU
Ok now to really enjoy this experience you must listen to the track 3 Times...1st time you must HATE it. 2nd time you will start to know the words. 3rd time(this is where the GP kicks in) look to the sky sing you heart out, whilst wishing that Airplanes where shooting stars, you could really use a wish right now...and Enjoy.
3. Katie and Alex's Wedding.
Oh dear, marry for money anyone? However gross I think this is I can't help but want to see the fights at the wedding and the fall out on the honeymoon. Guess you get what you ask for. Drama.
4. Spending Money you Have NOT Got
This GP happens quite often, Shopping is great and putting that dress or shoes onto your overdraft can't do that much harm can it?
5.Writing a Blog
So my idea of shire dreadfulness is thinking that my opinions are interesting or in any form individual, yuck self indulgent alert. however I am enjoying writing down my tips due to living by myself and not being able to share my GPs with my uni housemates: Pee, Norhan, Livvy and Harriet.

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